… the other guy could tell 108 lies in a single day.
“No Bert, you stupid asshole. There was no storm. There was no Kraken. You donated to a con man’s grift, and followed his orders. Now you have no money, no job, the con man called you a terrrorist on TV, and the FBI are at the door. Frankly, I hope they put you in front of a firing squad. It was Treason. Bert, it was fucking treason.”
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