The winning option.

Joe Biden’s Choices

I mean, do Democrats want to win? Well, here’s how you win it: Put Michelle Obama on the ticket. You put Michelle Obama on the ticket, you win! You win the presidential election! The problem? Michelle Obama, by all indications, would rather backstroke in a pool of pure coronavirus than ever return to politics. There is probably a better chance of Barack Obama accepting the vice presidential nomination than Michelle, and if he did, she would divorce him. She knows how stupid all of this is! It’s a knowledge that’s hard to unlearn.

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