Marsha Blackburn’s Hair Identified as Brain-Eating Parasite
“Who talks like that?” Ichbaum screamed into his laptop. “Jesus didn’t play golf! Golf was invented in 15th-Century Scotland for Christ’s sake! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?!?!”
According to Ichbaum there is only one scientific explanation for all this homogeneity: Alien parasites.
“Technically they’re symbiotes,” he says describing an exotic, otherworldly life form that bonds with human beings in order to survive on Earth. “On one hand they take over your brain and feast on your mental energies,” Ichbaum explains. “And on the other, you look like you have a bird nesting in your hair.”
Ichbaum believes there’s currently no good defense against this kind of invasion. “But if somebody you know or love just shows up one day looking like Marsha Blackburn stay alert and try not to get too close,” he says.
“Chances are very good this person is no longer your friend. It’s possible they never were.”
How Trump’s ICE may draw the wrong recruits
In years past, agents were largely motivated by allegiance to the Constitution. Not anymore
‘Unchecked sadism’: Psychiatrist warns ICE inundated by recruits with shocking traits
An explosive new piece in Salon claims that recruits signing up to become ICE agents under President Donald Trump are motivated more by power and aggression rather than “a sense of noble duty.”
Dr. Geoffrey Grammer, a retired U.S. Army colonel and psychiatrist, wrote that before Trump, “ICE agents were typically motivated by integrity, courage, resilience, and a strong sense of duty and allegiance to the Constitution.”
Today, however, Grammer claims the emphasis on very public raids and heavy-handed tactics attracts recruits with “authoritarian and punitive traits” who relish the “satisfaction from the suffering they cause” to vulnerable populations.
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‘It’s Such a Fine Line Between Stupid and Clever.’
Donald Trump is without a doubt the sleaziest human to ever walk on American Soil.
Any American who ever voted for Trump, either in 2016, 2020, 2024 and claims to be a Christian, should immediately drop to their knees and beg the Lord for forgiveness.
Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison for her role in conspiring with Jeffrey Epstein to sexually abuse minors. The crimes included:
• Conspiracy to entice and transport minors for illegal sex acts.
• Sex trafficking a minor.
Maxwell’s actions enabled Epstein’s sex trafficking operation, which targeted and exploited dozens of teenage girls. She played a crucial role in recruiting, grooming, and facilitating the abuse of these young victims. Prosecutors highlighted Maxwell’s lack of remorse and the significant, lasting harm inflicted upon the victims.
Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction of a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group. It involves acts intended to destroy, in whole or in part, such a group. The term was coined by Raphael Lemkin and is defined in the 1948 UN Genocide Convention.
“Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?” Stern asked.
“Oh, absolutely. I have no trouble,” Trump answered. He was 60 at the time. “I have no problem.”
When co-host Robin Quivers asked, “Do you have an age limit?” Trump gave an eyebrow-raising response.
“No, no, I have no age —,” he began to say. “I mean, I have an age — I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds.”
Former Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) resigned that year after sending sexually explicit messages to underage boys, including one who was 16.
President Donald Trump gushed over his Pentagon chief’s Friday morning appearance on Fox News — but sharp-eyed observers questioned the state of his cognitive health, noting there was no such appearance.
Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform, “Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was great on FoxNews this morning. Talking about modern weapons and warfare. Thank you also to Brett Velicovich, who really knows his ‘stuff.’ We are really on our way. MAGA!”
But as The Daily Beast noted, Hegseth, whose title remains secretary of Defense, was traveling Friday and never appeared on the conservative network. Instead, the president appeared to be fooled as the network showed a clip Hegesth shared on his X account. That video was posted on Thursday, taken down, and reposted on Friday
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‘I didn’t accept’: Epstein reportedly bragged about rejecting Trump White House job offer
Just days after President Donald Trump’s first election victory in 2016, he reportedly called his longtime friend, convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and offered him a job in his administration.
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A tariff is essentially a tax imposed on goods that are imported into a country. Think of it as an extra fee added to the price of a foreign product as it crosses the border.
Here’s a breakdown of how tariffs work and their typical effects:
Who pays?
The importer, usually a domestic company, pays the tariff to the customs authority in their home country.
For instance, a U.S. company importing televisions from China would pay the tariff to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
What happens to the cost? The importer typically passes on some or all of this extra cost to consumers in the form of higher prices for the imported goods. This can make foreign-made goods more expensive than domestic alternatives.
‘Total Mental Collapse’: Trump Ripped After ‘Insane’ New Ramble In Europe
“And the other thing I say to Europe: We will not allow a windmill to be built in the United States,” Trump said. “They’re killing us.”
An aerial banner that reads “TRUMP AND BONDI ARE PROTECTING PREDATORS” is flying above the federal courthouse in Tallahassee where the DOJ is interviewing convicted Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell.
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